wakey wakey hands off snakey
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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