You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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