The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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