do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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