Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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