I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
should my penis look like a turkey
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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