guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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