lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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