everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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