just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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