Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I love having hate sex.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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