He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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