Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
