sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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