So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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