I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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