We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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