i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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