I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just had sex bonerless
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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