Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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