is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
