I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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