I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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