she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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