I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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