He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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