Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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