Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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