They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
