So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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