I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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