I am puke
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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