How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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