This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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