this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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