question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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