Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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