I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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