For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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