I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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