Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Randomize
