do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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