yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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