Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this beer tastes like vomit already
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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