Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
