I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm always down for nudity.
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