Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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