All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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