Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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