You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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