I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize