The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
