hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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