That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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